(Source: weaslette)
Posted 1 day ago
Ese momento cuando ves a dos personas peleando en el liceo:
Expectativa: Basta de pelearse, los golpes no llevan a nada!
Realidad: EHHHHH, PELEA PELEA PELEA! FG´DKHLFGKGJÑ
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
Aveces miro al cielo y pienso… (a+b)² = a²+2ab+b²
y sigo con (a+b)3 = a3 + 2a²b + 2ab² + b3
^Wait, what?
Eh, (a+b)4 = a4 + 4a3b + 6a2b2 + 4ab3 + b4
(Source: soyquesitogauda)
Posted 4 days ago
When the sodium chloride dissolves into the pineapple it will break apart into sodium and chloride ions.
The sodium ion will then react with the malic and citric acids present in the pineapple to form neutral sodium salts.
Acids normally have a tart or sour taste but when they are converted into neutral compounds they lose this sourness, and so the pineapple tastes sweeter.
Posted 5 days ago
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
oh my god
“I intended for my plan to go this way”
“I am beginning to be a horse” omg
I'm a girl.. kind of/ 17/ Chile/ Lazy as fuck
